Showing posts with label Marcus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marcus. Show all posts

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Dhari says...

Marcus: And this one lady said, "Oh, well I only smoke about 10 a day, so I don't think that's really enough to harm me. It's only 10 a day."

Dhari: 10 a day? Pack my suitcase!

Monday, February 28, 2011

Stevie Tomato's says...

Waitress: What about you? Another Bud Light Lime?

Marcus: Yes please, but without the lime. It's too limey.

Zach: Heh. Limey.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Marcus says...

Marcus: I've always had the feeling that it's all too fake.

Suzanne: What's fake?

Marcus: Reality.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Dhari says...

Marcus: He was always a bit of a bloody Tory.

Dhari: Bloody Tory!

Marcus: Yeah! Dhari, do you like the Tories?

Dhari: No.

Marcus: Do you like Labour?

Dhari: No.

Marcus: No? Really? Do you like Liberal Democrats?

Dhari: No.

Marcus: Good. Do you like Greens?

Dhari: No.

Marcus: Do you like BNP?

Dhari: No!

Marcus: Do you like politics at all?

Dhari: Yes.

Suzanne: Maybe he's an anarchist.

Marcus: Dhari, are you an anarchist?

Dhari: Yes.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Dhari says...

"Love Cerrie!"

Daddy says, "What about Mummy?"

"And Mummy. And Cerrie."

Daddy says, "And Daddy? Can you say Love Daddy?"

"No. Love Cerrie."