Monday, February 28, 2011

Stevie Tomato's says...

Waitress: What about you? Another Bud Light Lime?

Marcus: Yes please, but without the lime. It's too limey.

Zach: Heh. Limey.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Marcus says...

Marcus: I've always had the feeling that it's all too fake.

Suzanne: What's fake?

Marcus: Reality.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Suzanne says...

(pointing up to the balcony) 


Marcus, look up there at the man in the big orange hat. Do you think he was getting ready to go out tonight, put on his big orange felt pimp hat and seriously thought, damn I look good? 


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The man was Boy George.