Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Hazel says...
Claire: She spends most of the day with her hand up there anyway.
Hazel: Just like her mother...
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Dhari says...
Marcus: And this one lady said, "Oh, well I only smoke about 10 a day, so I don't think that's really enough to harm me. It's only 10 a day."
Dhari: 10 a day? Pack my suitcase!
Dhari: 10 a day? Pack my suitcase!
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Dhari says...
Loudly, on the train, during rush hour:
How many chickens have you got, mummy?
I don't have any chickens, Dhari.
You do have chickens, you do!
Oh yeah? Where would I keep these chickens?
In the microwave!
How many chickens have you got, mummy?
I don't have any chickens, Dhari.
You do have chickens, you do!
Oh yeah? Where would I keep these chickens?
In the microwave!
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Vintage: Emily
Thursday, January 17, 2002
8:25pm
Eric: Maybe you'd be better off not trying to be sane and normal.
Emily: I kinda did. That's why I'm wearing my grandma's underwear right now.
8:25pm
Eric: Maybe you'd be better off not trying to be sane and normal.
Emily: I kinda did. That's why I'm wearing my grandma's underwear right now.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Candidate 9082 says...
07-write a letter to the parent of a friend persuading her or him to let your friend go with you on an adventurous holiday.
Dear Mrs Pacman,
I would very much like for David to come on holiday with me and the rest of our gang this month.
I don't know why I can't tell you this in person, or why I'm writing you a letter too-since I have never written one, and everything these days seems to be done by E-mail. Even detentions after school. I'm telling you, I got one last month because I was late for school, and they E-mailed me! I couldn't believe it!
What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. I would very much like to have Daniel with us for a end of term holiday next month. We are going on a week long camping trip, and canoeing in the canal as well.
My uncle, who is a very distant relative and ex-con will be taking us in his brand new (and fairly dirty and used) van. He only got out yesterday as well, and doesn't even have a driving license! Must have been a good offer, eh?
So we will be having lots and lots of fun and it would be a shame if Daniel couldn't come.
Yours sincerely - name.p.s.
Make sure Daniel brings money when he comes! We need it!
Dear Mrs Pacman,
I would very much like for David to come on holiday with me and the rest of our gang this month.
I don't know why I can't tell you this in person, or why I'm writing you a letter too-since I have never written one, and everything these days seems to be done by E-mail. Even detentions after school. I'm telling you, I got one last month because I was late for school, and they E-mailed me! I couldn't believe it!
What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. I would very much like to have Daniel with us for a end of term holiday next month. We are going on a week long camping trip, and canoeing in the canal as well.
My uncle, who is a very distant relative and ex-con will be taking us in his brand new (and fairly dirty and used) van. He only got out yesterday as well, and doesn't even have a driving license! Must have been a good offer, eh?
So we will be having lots and lots of fun and it would be a shame if Daniel couldn't come.
Yours sincerely - name.p.s.
Make sure Daniel brings money when he comes! We need it!
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Vintage: Hilary says...
You have not lived until you've had your hand up someone's coochie that stinks to high heavens!
- 2 August 2005
- 2 August 2005
Saturday, May 14, 2011
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