Saturday, May 21, 2011

Vintage: Hilary says...

You have not lived until you've had your hand up someone's coochie that stinks to high heavens!

- 2 August 2005

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Regan says...

It seems like a bit of an oxymoron now, holding the "sober card".

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Dhari says...

Dhari: Ahhh! Keep it on! Keep it on!

Suzanne: What's wrong?

Dhari: My legs are falling off!

Suzanne: No they're not. They're not going anywhere.

Dhari: My knees! My knees are falling off!

Suzanne: Your knees are falling off?

Dhari (whispers): Yeah.